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Pillars Of Villany - Always Dank

Crack Pie   (1923 reviews)

Posted: 09/07/2015 | Comments: 2 | Rate:

13 Years Ago,

I am writing you from 2015, I know you don't know me, I know you may not even understand what life would be like at the tail end of 2015. Hopefully you will take this message in good faith as I am about to bring some reality to you that you may not be able to handle.

Allow me to be blunt, nobody listens to this shit anymore. Is it bad? No, it actually isn't. It's just dated as fuck. Yeah yeah, I know other forms of music are still playing the same old "back in the day" shit that they always have, but I need you to look at those crowds. Okay, I get it, who gives a fuck who listens as long as they like it and you, the performer like it. You're right about that, there is a respectable value there.

Maybe we just don't know each other like I thought we did. If I met you in my sophomore year of high school, I would fuck you AND call you back. But now I'm 30, I'm drunk and sitting in my living room sweating through my King Diamond shirt because I refuse to turn back on my AC. I've changed, you haven't. It's you, not me.

I'm sorry Pillars Of Villany. We would have made a great couple, but you're still sleeping past noon and I'm up drinking coffee by 6 AM.

A guy

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