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FlyingSaucer00

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March 13 2019 10:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
For the past month, I was living in a monastery in Manassas, Virginia. I came to Manassas because the name of the town sounded like it had opportunity. On the street I met a Chinese man with blue cornrows that went from the right side of his head going to the left with beads at the end of the braids. He said he can show me a better life of living. So I lived there the first week with a robe that was made out of alligator skin. We spent days singing Alanis Morissette songs in a form of chanting like buddhists. Than at the end of the chant, we all had a circle jerk and all cummed in a bowl. Then we fed it to needy children that were born with no legs. They told me it helps bring happiness to them and I have a lot more learning before I return to PA. They also make natural tampons made out of shaved male ass crack hair. They told me I'll be a different person when I go back home. Just wanna keep an update of my whearabouts to everyone
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March 14 2019 1:11 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Well hello there stranger welcome back!
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March 14 2019 6:34 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
didn't read. i'm glad you're still alive.
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March 26 2019 10:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
He's still here guys I'm sorry that you forgot
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